Stranger Danger

Today a stranger on the shuttle started a conversation with me.  It went like this:
Stranger: "Are you done for the day?"
Kylie: "No unfortunately I'm not. I have work until 1 and then classes again until 5:30. Are you done?"
S: "Yeah I am! That's too bad you have to come back. Where do you work?"
K: "I do the financing in a soils lab."
S: "Oh so you're a dirty girl?" *cue creepy half smile*
K: "Ha...ha...." *blank stare*
Ok before I go on here, I'm going to go ahead and give you a visual of what said smile looked like. Ready? Here it is.

Mmmm...Mommy like

And that's where I stopped talking and found my phone to be incredibly interesting. Now, you might be thinking that I'm an awfully harsh person who's overreacting and that this man was merely trying to have a nice conversation with someone instead of staring blankly out of the window for the whole bus ride, and maybe you're right. Maybe this guy is my future spouse and I should track him down and get his number and woo the crap out of him. Maybe he just gave me his normal smile...HAHA who am I kidding? That guy was a creep.